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DAY TWO
Dinkie grows into different forms depending on the stuff you feed him. I keep him on a balanced diet of chicken and burger for maximum protein intake. Nuclear winter will be harsh and my son needs a fat strong body to fight off the mutants trying to steal our rations.
DAY ONE
Dinkie needs a regular game of rock-paper-scissors to prevent his muscles from shriveling up and dying from necrosis. Internet says it’s recommended that he wins 3 out of 5 matches, but that’s a problem because he’s fucking terrible and I win almost every time. So he throws a fit! LOOK HERE I’M NOT GONNA INDULGE YOU WITH ANY BULLCRAP SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DELUSIONS, LIFE IS HELL AND WHINY BABIES WON’T SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR WINTER WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
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