-Oh shit dawg! Do you see that kid? Do you see -urrrp- that amazing thing coming towards us kid? Is that what I think it is? What do you think kid?

-Y-y-you mean like an u-u-update sir?

-NO NO NO kid you must not say the u-word, the u-word will cause bad luck kid, never -burrrr- say that again goddammit

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