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DAY ONE
Dinkie needs a regular game of rock-paper-scissors to prevent his muscles from shriveling up and dying from necrosis. Internet says it’s recommended that he wins 3 out of 5 matches, but that’s a problem because he’s fucking terrible and I win almost every time. So he throws a fit! LOOK HERE I’M NOT GONNA INDULGE YOU WITH ANY BULLCRAP SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DELUSIONS, LIFE IS HELL AND WHINY BABIES WON’T SURVIVE THE NUCLEAR WINTER WITH THAT ATTITUDE.